Booking is now open for our production of “DIRTY DUSTING” by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood.

We will be presenting this hilarious comedy for three performances on September 2nd – 4th. The play, which premiered at the Customs House in South Shields in 2003 and has toured constantly since then, is about three pensioners who set up a telephone sex line after they get made redundant from their cleaning job. Originally starring north east actors Helen Russell, Jean Southern and Gwen Doran as the trio of “Dirty Dusters” and Dave Whittaker as their bullying boss, the show has been one of the most successful plays to have emerged in the region since the war. It has had more than 15 professional productions and had full tours of England, Scotland, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. It has had two separate runs at a packed Theatre Royal in Newcastle and four sell-out runs at the 440-seat Customs House. Be sure to get your tickets! Book now on our “What’s On & Tickets” page. There is no bad language but plenty of innuendos!