JULY 4th to 6th
THE REAL MUSIC CENTRE THEATRE COMPANY
Presents
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TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2nd to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 4th
A Sex Chat Line That Really Cleans Up!14+ – There is no bad language – but plenty of innuendos!
Curtain Rises at 7.30pm: Doors Open 7pm
Tickets : £10.00
Book on-line or Pay At The Door
Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash. A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner! What could possibly go wrong?!
Facebook Quotes from Audience Members:
‘Omg best show I’ve ever seen xxx‘
‘What a great night. Brilliantly funny show. Me and my mum loved it.’
‘A laugh a minute show, fantastic cast and such a feel-good factor to it x Thank you for a wonderful evening cannot recommend this show highly enough.’
‘Haven’t laughed so much in a long time.’
‘Absolutely fantastic show. It was a giggle from the beginning to end. it will be a topic of conversation for weeks. Thank you for a great evening. absolute stars x’
‘Fantastic performances, giggles turned into belly laughs.’
‘This production was pure genius…the comedic script and comedy timing was spot-on. Absolute brilliance from the performers. I didn’t want it to end… bravo xxx
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THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25th 2025
MILESTONE ENTERTAINMENT PRESENT
Joanne Gregory Live!
7.30 pm: Doors open 7.00pm
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OCTOBER 23rd – 25th 2025
WOMBWELL THESPIANS PRESENT
“MEN OF THE WORLD”
By John Godber
Preparing for a mystery trip to Scarborough, three northern coach drivers pass the time remembering more exciting trips from the past, such as the one down the Rhine Valley. Stick hates his passengers and wishes he was doing the Spanish run, Larry is a seasoned traveller and Mario Lanza fan and Frank is their female counterpart. Along with the three drivers, we meet an assortment of passengers, from the dotty old complainers to retired miners seeking excitement on too little money. A touching, often hilarious, bitter-sweet play.
Curtain Rises at 7.30pm: Doors Open 7pm
Tickets : £10.00
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DECEMBER 12th to 14th
